the infinity game!

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Works for me... it basically says to save money on trips to foreign countries, just buy a one-way ticket then wait for the country to deport you back.

I've just been derping around on a boat this entire time. Damn it's boring. ;-; I won't get a proper vacation this year, because I'm in dire need of moneys (so I really want to find a job) and I need to go to Oklahoma City for a couple days to do OU shtuff. rgttuntruj

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I hardly ever get proper vacations.  It's just that occasionally we'll go up to Illinois to visit family for a week. 8'I

2492

Random text box update... dafuq.

Fun fact of the day: The UK dedicates a higher percentage of their land to McDonalds than the USA does.

2493

I think that's because the UK is so tiny compared to the USA XDDD

And yeah the text box if fugly e_e

2494

Fun fact of the day: The FGM Javelin missile launcher used by 'Murican military forces uses a propellant that releases lead and lead oxide when fired, so if you don't hold your breath while firing it, you could get lead poisoning and die. But hey, at least you'll cause a big explosion.

Army logic.

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'Murrica

2495

A five year old took on the entire Westboro Baptist Church and won.

Damn.

2496

I salute that kid.

2497


I don't really know why.

But I laughed at this. Hard.

2498

XDDD

2500

Because I screwed up earlier like an idiot.

2501

It's always you v_v

2502

That awkward moment when your router suddenly decides to deny everything's access to the internet except the phones... just cuz.

2503

Damn that sucks

2504

Total lack of phunny newses lately.

So, more stupid facts that nobody really cares about. XI

2505

So we set off our fireworks tonight. THEY WERE GORGEOUS.

I'm gonna edit the videos together to have one. BUT YOU PROBABLY DON'T CARE BECAUSE BIG FIREWORKS ARE PROBABLY LEGAL IN OKLAHOMA, TOO.

Gotta love those six hour drives with someone you never really get along with...

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It's not that I don't care because of that, it's because I'm not too interested in fireworks in general. XP Fireworks are always basically the same thing, just in different colors and sizes. I hate to be a 'Negative Nancy' but they're just big shiny expanding circles. Which reminds me of something...

The six hour drive thing was with my dad, 'cause we were driving to OU so I could enroll in classes and stuff (and before you get the wrong idea, I lurve and respect my dad more than anyone, I just don't like him). After we made it to the enrollerhandlerperson, she took one look at my ACT scores, then described me probably better than any of my friends could. Personality, career ideas, everything. Made me realize I'm ultra normal and hardly unique. D: But one of the things the enrollerhandlerperson said was that I would make a fantastic lawyer, but of course I find that extremely boring so that's out of the question, and above all, I hold little value in art. And she's right about me. See, fireworks are kinda like art... XI

We never really buy fireworks and we usually don't go out to view the public fireworks shows because NATURE. 8I At first mosquitoes and stuff like that are a small problem, but then there's always bats that come out of nowhere to gobble them all up. And then the explosions from the fireworks makes them flip shit 'cause of their super sensitive hearing, and before we know it, there's panicking bats going berserk overheard, too insane to handle the bugs and too inconsiderate to shut up for five seconds. Very rude. So....... yeah. :P I hardly ever even see fireworks because of that. So I might think they're cool.

The enrollerhandlerperson also said that I enjoy writing. That explains why I always write giant blocks of text.

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That moment a stranger can tell you more about yourself than your best friends.

THAT'S A LITTLE DEPRESSING TO ME.

Went to a baseball game... holy jeeeeeeeeezus the batters are so incredibly overdramatic when they miss a hit (hit a miss?). If you saw them out on the street you'd think they just got divorced or their house burned down or something.

2508

I came a cross a weird story and for once I can summarize it in only two lines.

NASA: We found an unusually cold spot in a big expanse of warm stuff in the middle of space. :O

France: IT MUST BE A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION! >:O

:I

Tru story.

2509

GOD DAMN FRENCH XD

2510

Got an email from OU today that assigned my dorm and roommate at OU. They gave me and my roomie the smallest room possible. It looks to be about 2.5m by 3m (sorry, I don't know feets and yards and that shiz) and most of the space is already taken up by two crappy beds and two crappy desks. Then, to make matters worse, I got an email from my roomie saying that he'll be bringing along a desktop computer, mini-fridge, and a crap ton of band equipment. Thanks bro, you could not possibly take up more space.

2511

Dude that fucking sucks D:

2512

OU is freakin' amazing though. There's so many giant buildings in pristine condition.
And it has everything from a Dominoes to a nuclear laboratory. :O

2513

That sounds fun :O

All the campuses here really suck >_<

And the one I'm probably going to go to is kinda a dangerous campus >_e

WHY MUST THEY HAVE THE BEST COMPUTER SCIENCE PROGRAM IN ARKANSAS? DX

2514

I just had to sit in a waiting room for fifty minutes next to two 90 year-old women gossiping nonstop. It was literally fifty minutes of incessant chatter with not a single pause in it. Just... dayum!

All for a pair of contact lenses which are a complete pain in the ass. But here be lols: