the infinity game!

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HOPY SHIT IT'S PARALLEL

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It won't really hurt Bee, because I'll be eating painkillers like candy. It's just annoying because I have to stick rolls of gauze in my mouth for 24 hours... and for the next four or five days I won't be able to eat anything except yogurt and pudding and similar things.

1519

Yeah... DX Freakin' pudding.

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Oh, that's good. When I got fillings it really hurt cause all I got was numbing cream and a shitload of needles in my mouth to inject some numbing crap. And it made my mouth all swollen and it was just not fun. I could have bitten off my tongue and not felt it afterwards though. :O

SO how'd it go, anyways? Drink lotsa soup? c:

1521

Dude that anesthesia is fricken powerful... When I went to the hospital, I sat in a chair for a few minutes before a doctor came in the room and hooked up an IV into my arm... Then I blinked and I was suddenly back home and 11 hours had passed.

It really sucks ass to have to keep gauze in my mouth... I had to keep it in overnight so I didn't get any sleep. D: And all I've had to eat since the operation was two cups of pudding... so yeah... I'm kinda hungry.

1522

Oh my god. I don't even wanna imagine what it'd be like to blink and then suddenly eleven hours will have passed. That sounds freakin' scary. xD

But the gauze... Egh... Dx

1523

Guess what I ate today?

MOAR PUDDING.

Seriously though, with all those medical advances out there, I'm almost dumbfounded that there isn't an easy way to stop the surgical wounds from bleeding. There's gotta be a better way than just stuffing your mouth with gauze and waiting for the blood to clot. :I

1524

Huh. Yeah...

1525

The smartest people on Earth are also the dumbest people on Earth.

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IT'S LIKE TIMETRAVEL. But freaky as shit.

There probably is, but they want your body to do it naturally. And you should get some soup. If you can.

1527

There was some chicken noodle soup, but I didn't have any 'cause I wouldn't be able to eat the noodles. :B

Dude... I had the weirdest dream last night. I dreamed that I woke from some other dream, and as I got out of bed I realized that there was a black dude and a little girl right beside me. They were lying in the bed and were like "Hey, sleepyhead! :D"

It scared the shit out of me and I think it may have been a message from Jayzus... One day, I'll marry a black dude and adopt a little girl. And I can't blame this dream on drugs because I last took them around 10:30 and I went to bed at 2:00.

THIS IS MY DESTINY.

1528

LOL WHAT. THE.

YOUR TRUE CALLING!

1529

WHOA!

I'd pay to see that :3

1530

You're a freak.

1531

You you pay to see Mona Lisa frown?

1532

wut

1533

That's from a Panic at the Disco! song :o

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I have an interesting story for you guys.

As you all know, I had dental surgery last week to remove my four wisdom teeth. All went well, but I can't remember if I told you guys about my painkiller or not. It's called Codeine, and for some reason, it's completely ineffective on me. The doctors called it an unexplained phenomenon.

I'm supposed to take one every six hours, so I changed it up and took one every three hours. Still nothing happened. So this morning I decided to take two at the same time.

At first there was no change until about 20 minutes after I had taken them. By that time I had arrived at school. My vision went all blurry and I started to feel incredibly happy. I walked up to my locker and tried to open it, but somehow I misjudged how far I actually was from my locker and I just walked right into it.

It hurt, so the painkillers still technically didn't work. :I Their side-affects are something else, though. DX

1538

Did that locker jump out and bite you? :3

Nah, that's kinda suckish

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ECCCCCSTASY! :D That'd actually be a pretty cool experience. Once. Who knows what happens if you overdo it?

Also I might develop some form of epilepsy from your sig. e.e;