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Don't wanna go to school, but don't want to be the one to say that you skipped out? Try A Raccoon; it gives you dark circles around your eyes so that people will offer you a day off! Perfect for school, work, skipping out on dates... anything! A Raccoon... could life get any easier? CAUTION: Do not use if you have sensitive skin. Not for use on children under the age of three.

RAWRCAKES

Do you spend six hours or more in boring school five days of the week? Is your teacher as boring as the subject? Then let me introduce you to RAWRCAKES! One bite and your classmates and teacher will be EXPLODING with fun awesomeness! They'll be boncing off the walls! They'll be rawring at each other all day! They'll be firin' their lazars! THEY'LL BE SO EXCITING AND AWESOME, YOU'LL PASS UP A DAY AT CEDAR POINT FOR A 30 PACK OF RAWRCAKES TO FEED TO YOUR SCHOOLMATES!
RAWRCAKES! ORDER THEM TODAY FOR JUST FORTY-TWO EASY PAYMENTS OF $19.99!!!!!
RAWRCAKESInc.isnotresponsibleforanyallergicreactions,damages,orinjuriescausedbyRAWRCAKES. Bypayingthefirstinstallmentofmoneyyoubecomesolelyresponsibleforanythingthatoccurswhileapersonis eatingRAWRCAKES.
Contains peanuts, soybeans, milk products, penicillin, and anything else you may be allergic to.


OMGWTFBBQ BRAND BBQ

OMGWTFBBQ BRAND BBQ. When Honey Barbecue just doesn't seem like enough! Sick of that tangy taste your sauce leaves? How about the messy stains that get on your shirts? Well OMGWTFBBQ Just made it better! Now, instead of bad stains and weird tastes, this brand leaves permanent stains and an aftertaste of your choosing! This awful product's flavorings are available in Cat Urine, Infant Feces, and also Pig Intestine. Blending of these three are an option, but don't worry, we're still making new flavors, just to gross you out!

Sand flavored gum.

Miss the beaches during the summer? Well try new Sand flavored gum! It'll take you back to them good ol' days in no time. Bathing suit not included.

Frosty Griffins.

Frosty Griffins, hunted in the fjords of Valhalla and dipped into the frosty waters of the arctic for you enjoyment. Beware. Griffins are known to cause: diarrheaupsetstomachdeathdeathdeathkyashiisicknessparkinsonsdiseasecancerthroatcancerlungcancerbladdarcancergriffincancer and small pox.

A bag of stuff.

Who can resist the delicious taste of this absolutely normal desert? It's plain yogurt, the desert that makes you seem to have good taste because EVERYONE eats it! Comes in five flavors: plain, normal, average, common, ordinary and dull!

Rubber eyeballs.

Rubber Eyeballs. For when real ones just aren't good enough.

Derpflakes.

Derpflakes, for when you're not cool enough for Pedo Cereal

Flinter Splinters

Flinter Splinters, when you just though Flint couldn't get MORE annoying!

Jellybeans

The other way to taste the rainbow, Jellybeans!

Minty Fresh Toothpaste

Minty Fresh Toothpaste. Impress the girl of your dreams.

Retail Price Maintenance

You know what you need? Retail Price Management. It'll help you waste money for no reason whatsoever! 8D

Pac-man Bits

Are you tired of having all those weird ghosts following you? Try Super pacman bits, so you can start stalking them! (For the less daring we also offer regular pacman bits, that just taste weird!)

WOLVZILLA :D

WOLVZILLA. Suddenly, terrorizing a city is just at your fingertips.

Zoomzoomzoom!

Zoomzoomzoom! There you go at the speed of sound! It's fun, expensive, and will make you popular or branded as a freak and the target of the military! Warning, side-effects may be: Loss of skin, loss of hair, loss of life, loss of social status, loss of limbs, loss of clothes, or having the urge to dress up in tights, a cape, and a mask and fight the cooler people known as villians.

Snigger Chest Models

Snigger Chest Models. Now 75% less hairy than before!

Dumb Diaries

Dumb Diaries! It's the perfect gift to get your adolescent boy so he can write about how horrible his life is!

Hay is for Horses

Hay is for Horses! The immediate family favourite card game! Buy our HifH themed card deck today and get a second pack free! Warning: Pack does not include aces, kings, queens, jacks, or sevens.

Extreme Insanists

Get your own Extreme Insanist today! They take the laws of insanity, wrap it around Hell, and right into win!

ツ

Buy our smileys today! We have no good explanation why, so while we look for one go see Llammas with hats on utube now!

dead peepol.

dead peepol, for when Dead People just aren't cool enough for you.

Rivermask

Rivermask. The person you call when you want to speak the language of a captioned cat image.

Captions.

Captions. For people who just don't get the picture.

SmumClan

SmumClan - 4x better than SmutClan but 3x mellower than S'moreClan! :D

Raawwwraahahah

Raawwwraahahah! The best evil laugh that is the absolute opposite of cliche!

Talking marks.